rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.

zisforzhane:

Staying up all night to finish work I shoulda did forever ago. «« 😁😤👎😭😖😑 Procrastination is so not my friend. When will I learn?! 😒

jerkidiot:

Tomorrow, Netflix is losing their deal with Viacom, the company in charge of Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central, etc.

DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS BAD

AS OF TOMOROW, NO MORE:

• SPONGEBOB
• DANNY PHANTOM
• WORKAHOLICS
• ANY CLASSIC NICK SHOWS (AAAH REAL MONSTERS, REN AND STIMPY, ETC.)
• INVADER ZIM
• RUGRATS
• ICARLY
• JIMMY NEUTRON
• FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
• DRAKE AND JOSH
• HARD TIMES OF RJ BERGER
• AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
• NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

ALSO, A BUNCH OF STAND UP SPECIALS ARE BEING DELETED

tits-n-t4ts:

Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~